Paula Poundstone
Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas.
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Robert Frost
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.
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Johnny Depp
The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.
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Dave Barry
All of us are born with a set of instinctive fears --- of falling, of the dark, of lobsters, of falling on lobsters in the dark, or speaking before a Rotary Club, and of the words "Some Assembly Required."
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Antoine de Saint-Exupery, THE LITTLE PRINCE
It is much harder to judge yourself than to judge others. If you succeed in judging yourself, it's because you're truly a wise man.
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Woody Allen
I've often said the only thing standing between me and greatness is me.
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Rod Serling
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
