"What's your name?"

"Fletch."

"What's your full name?"

"Fletcher."

"What's your first name?"

Irwin. Irwin Fletcher. People call me Fletch."

"Irwin Fletcher, I have a proposition to make you. I will give you a thousand dollars just for listening to it. If you decide to reject the proposition, you take the thousand dollars, go away, and never tell anyone we talked. Fair enough?"

"Is it criminal? I mean, what you want me to do?"

"Of course."

"Fair enough. For a thousand bucks I can listen. What do you want me to do?"

"I want you to murder me." . . .

Fletch said, "Sure."