Abbie Hoffman
Free speech means the right to shout "theater" in a crowded fire.
Attribution
Anna Akhmatova, from "Solitude"
So many stones have been thrown at me,
That I'm not frightened of them anymore,
And the pit has become a solid tower,
Tall among tall towers.
Attribution
Demetri Martin
I went into a clothes store and a lady came up to me and said, "If you need anything, I'm Jill." I've never met anyone with a conditional identity before.